inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

Anonymous: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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